That is so...Jehovah!
Throughout the short course of my lifetime there has been an evolution of attributing descriptive words to mundane events that forces English teachers to beg for someone to please read a thesaurus or at the very least a Charles Dickens novel.
Some of these words you may be familiar with: cool, rad, sweet, awesome, dope, and the latest and least favorite, epic.
Hey kiddos let me tell you something, some dude's tricked out 1998 honda civic hatchback rocking 20s and scraping speed bumps is, and never will be, epic. Nor are the dozens of other mundane, to-be-expected rituals that you encounter every day.
This blog post, with actual words, is not even epic.
But what scares me the most out of all this is that eventually we are going to run out of superlatives to ascribe to such mediocrity that we will eventually begin to summon the very name of God to describe the newest Lady GaGa video or newest Apple product.
I can hear it now. "Have you seen <insert stupid, trendy, over-appriciated noun here> That was so...Jehovah."
Or. "Man have tried the new Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Chic-fil-a. YHWH". (Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I pulled out the tetragrammaton)
I am not trying to be stupid or blasphemous here. In fact it is just the opposite. I really hope that we can wise up and start be able to link accurate words with their corresponding events. Because in my heart I truly believe that if we ever get to this point humanity would have so far surpassed the breaking of the third commandment that God may actually start striking people dead! He's been really patient with us so far, but if we start to use his name to describe the next summer blockbuster than I, for one, and going to stand under some rocks cause the lightning might start flying.




